by Daniel Romo
A new life hack is asking my wife to scratch my back, a burdensome chore for anyone too acquainted with the intimacy of self-sufficiency. But I’ve learned pride comes before the squall and humbling myself leads to an act of cartography in which her nails dig into my skin as if carving a world where each scrape is a new road leadingto a deeper line of communication. I didn’t want to leave the negative review on Yelp, but the barista’s repeat attitude outweighed the flavor of the tea, and appointing yourself the sun in someone else’s sky is grounds for a reduction of stars. Imagine the ease of navigating through clouds and ourselves if we realized all we needed to do was ask someone to hit our itchy spots and serve drinks with a smile. Sometimes in the middle of the groggy-eyed night amidst my wife’s semi-adorable snoring, I get up to take a piss and rub my back against the wooden doorway to remind myself how each splinter stung, how something so small can burrow and grow into your soul until you are ready to unfurl your hand to show just how much you hurt.
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